tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11602875.post4186634743068642352..comments2024-03-28T23:00:20.638-04:00Comments on Colorless Green Ideas: Never Fall In Love. Ever. No Exceptions.turnerBroadcastinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09966930351554884742noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11602875.post-38708409066555191142010-05-04T06:37:26.509-04:002010-05-04T06:37:26.509-04:00I love bunkers. Close. Confined. Cozy.
You love ...I love bunkers. Close. Confined. Cozy. <br /><br />You love women, Turner.<br /><br />You should build a new Whisper Door.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11602875.post-3437977481643945312010-05-03T07:47:11.628-04:002010-05-03T07:47:11.628-04:00I am now commenting from a concrete bunker, deep b...I am now commenting from a concrete bunker, deep beneath Washington DC, where the soft... scented... alluring.. ahem...<br /><br /><br />Where women - by a series of finely tuned biometric portals - are restricted access. I'm safe here, now.<br /><br />I will continue blogging until my food and water runs out.turnerBroadcastinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09966930351554884742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11602875.post-68428859363889355842010-05-03T07:44:06.470-04:002010-05-03T07:44:06.470-04:00* shivers *
This comment is undoubtedly female i...* shivers * <br /><br />This comment is undoubtedly female in origin. Soft. Scented. Beautiful....<br /><br /><br />* narrows his eyes *<br /><br />Fortunately, we men have formulated - from addictive cocoa beans, and plenty of sugary milk - a substance that I can use to help make my getaway.<br /><br /><br />Here. Take this.<br /><br />* hands you some delicious. dark. chocolate *<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />* escapes while she's distracted*turnerBroadcastinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09966930351554884742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11602875.post-17625821936987500682010-05-03T06:18:20.412-04:002010-05-03T06:18:20.412-04:00Very interesting, funny man. However, without the ...Very interesting, funny man. However, without the soft touch of a woman's lips, the stare of beautiful greenish-blue eyes, and the light smell on your pillow after she leaves, what are you going to do? The way I see it, it's either us or another man. You choose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com