To My Future President, Hillary Clinton

Dear Hillary,

Or should I call you HRC? Tonight's your night. Tonight you will stand up to the bully. You are
effectively standing there at your mother's porch. You will not enter into this home unless you go
right back there and stand up to him.


And in this home, waits wonder and the kind voices. Gentle words, cheerful acting, and its innermost depth a shrine to the greatest virtues of mankind. And you, always first, always last, as your running mate...a public servant. Nothing more. So. Just a few things.


1. Listen to the Cocteau Twins, "Iceblink Luck" and "Aikea Guinea"
2. On stage, tonight, champion the end of Cannabis Prohibition. Complete blindside. Entire Millenial vote yours.
3. Listen to Mark Cuban.


Thanks.