You Are What You Eat

You Are What You Eat
So Eat Color
Orange
Dark Green
Yellow

Bite a clove of raw garlic
For excitement
Don't forget the Lettuce
Honeymooners like

Take a chomp out of an apple for breakfast
Have something that sticks to your ribs
Walk away from the multivitamins
And walk alongside Dr. Esselstyn
You can never be too thin

Wash down a baby aspirin
with a statin
and try your best to follow the advice
of the Holy K'oran

A man should fill his stomach one third with food
one third with water
and one third empty

No, you don't have to worship Islam
or swallow transubstantiated goo
I know it's only you
Dear God.

Take a bite out of crime
Sink your teeth into a good book
Snarf down good exercise
Give the sports illustrated swimsuit issue a long look

The 2012 Edition
Featuring Kate Upton