The single worst opening ever

The worst writing contest is over and we have a ... winner.. A man who made the grotesque comparison of a steamy love affair to a New York City street. I guess you could say.. Garrison Spik :
"Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.'"
airsickness bags can be conveniently found in the seat pocket in front of you


Anonymous said…
Wow that sentence must have taken a lot of work. The images are so clear in my mind.

I'm going to go throw up now.