Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Donald Fagen/Steely Dan

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone


Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you


Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times


Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you