Dead Cat Bounce

I told my friend, that if you drop a dead cat
from the top of the empire state building
even though it would die, its body would bounce up
after it hit the ground

He turned to me and said
the cat probably has a better chance of living
even though it is falling from a higher place, because
the cat would relax as it approaches
terminal velocity

And then it occured to me..
magneto was mad
titanium too
And the crimson dynamo
just couldn't cut it no more
...you were the law

What goes through the mind of a cat falling so fast..

his ass

lulz

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