Halloween Strategy Document

14:09 hours, 10/31/2016

Halloween has been observed in almost every American city. Scientists estimate a wave of darkness will engulf the country at sunset tonight. Light beacons for travellers, using the shells of harvest pumpkins - and brace yourself with extra supply of Halloween candy. This is an all points alert. Repeat. Halloween has been observed in a community near you. Please take all available precaution.

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