R.I.P. - Turner Singh - Second Life.

It is with great regret and sadness that I inform you that my Second Life character, Turner Singh - has been deleted. The reasons are many - and his death is a serious event. The character was destroyed and all trace of him banished. It was the only right thing to do.

First, with great Apology - Turner Singh would like to address the issue of the many wrongs visited upon the "Builders of Arda" headed up by Phoenix Seelowe and their sim "Valimar". By assuming over 17 different characters, including infiltrating Elf Clan, representing himself as a Cherubim and Herald of Manwe, Assuming a secret Identity as Sauron, and assume at least 8 female identities, openly courting males while posing as a female - disrupted and destroyed the beautiful world that Valimar represented.

Next, the pursuit of certain Female Characters has to be addressed. Mr. Singh unremittingly displayed arrogance and boldness against "Katrina Eales". He spoke out frequently against her, slandering her good name and representing falsely Ms. Eales run-ins with Caledon, and other sims. Mr. Singh made several death threats against Ms. Eales, and openly ridiculed and embarassed her.

Finally, the ultimate crime. Mr. Singh visited Avalon - a sim run by Malakh Giles , and Serenity Sieyes. Mr. Singh then proceeded to invade the private residences of those persons - openly spying on them using "dopestyle". He then systematically broke into the homes of residents.

This does not even mention the stalker-like behaviour visited upon innocent women. Mr. Singh repeatedly spoke to certain persons in Second Life - and on several occasions made lewd references to Genetics, including taking the innocent person a garden that directly represented dominance in character traits. Mr. Singh also attempted to introduce this innocent woman to a heretical reconstruction of "The Burning Man" in second life. It is fortunate that the woman escaped with her sanity intact.

Mr. Singh has repeatedly assumed several different forms, female, male and black unicorn - all for the purpose of harassing and bothering them. Including a person whose aspiration to start a T-shirt business in second life was short circuited by Mr. Singhs attempts including this brazen design that short-circuited the business of that individual to start his own business successfully in Second Life.

Mr. Singh has behaved reprehensibly. We regret to inform you that given the offenses abovementioned. The only fair and appropriate action has been taken. With respect to Phoenix Seelowe, Varda Vollmar, and many others. The character known as Turner Singh has been deleted.

On March 31, 2008 at 1 minute after midnight, the character was deleted without ceremony. Objects owned by the character have been destroyed.

Comments

M@ said…
And I thought I flaky. :)
APRIL FOOLS


I never did anything wrong. The people who were wanting me to kill off my toon were all chasing parked cars.

I just wanted to see the expression on their face. 1 minute after midnite. April 1. April fools!!
Anonymous said…
Forget April Fools. Turner Broadcasting is a full-time irredeemable fool!