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Ok, you need to be careful though. My rules are: stay away from any website that is marketing to you, or selling your marketing information. In general, it's smart to stay away from companies that tie things to the net, tethering them down - but the hackers of the world must fight that battle. That is a front line , high stakes battle. Your best bet is just to stay off the radioactive stuff. And if you ever meet someone , meet them in public first.
P.S. If you see someone named 'SPAMFORD'.... can you give him a message for me? He was busy choking up my mailserver this week. Here's the message. Thanks.