A Few Simple Arguments About Existence

Human Beings Are Not Corporations
Corporations Cannot Be Made Into Friends
Like is the Opposite of Dislike
Dislike is the Opposite of Like
Form Follows Function
Avoid Overexposure to the Sun

Never Mention Being on a Diet
Remember that all News is Biased

Give to Charity as Much as You Can
This includes old Clothes and Toys and Things You Don't Use


Have Your Children Pay for All of their Auto Insurance
Read the Bill of Rights

Take A Brisk Walk for 30 Minutes Each Day
Write a Living Will
Introduce Yourself to the Bank Manager. It's important
that he or she gets to know you personally.

Rekindle Old Friendships
Keep your Pets Clean

Fight Entropy
Stop a while and visit with me
and leave flowers

When you can


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