A Few Simple Arguments About Existence
Human Beings Are Not Corporations
Corporations Cannot Be Made Into Friends
Like is the Opposite of Dislike
Dislike is the Opposite of Like
Form Follows Function
Avoid Overexposure to the Sun
Never Mention Being on a Diet
Remember that all News is Biased
Give to Charity as Much as You Can
This includes old Clothes and Toys and Things You Don't Use
Have Your Children Pay for All of their Auto Insurance
Read the Bill of Rights
Take A Brisk Walk for 30 Minutes Each Day
Write a Living Will
Introduce Yourself to the Bank Manager. It's important
that he or she gets to know you personally.
Rekindle Old Friendships
Keep your Pets Clean
Fight Entropy
Stop a while and visit with me
and leave flowers
When you can
Corporations Cannot Be Made Into Friends
Like is the Opposite of Dislike
Dislike is the Opposite of Like
Form Follows Function
Avoid Overexposure to the Sun
Never Mention Being on a Diet
Remember that all News is Biased
Give to Charity as Much as You Can
This includes old Clothes and Toys and Things You Don't Use
Have Your Children Pay for All of their Auto Insurance
Read the Bill of Rights
Take A Brisk Walk for 30 Minutes Each Day
Write a Living Will
Introduce Yourself to the Bank Manager. It's important
that he or she gets to know you personally.
Rekindle Old Friendships
Keep your Pets Clean
Fight Entropy
Stop a while and visit with me
and leave flowers
When you can
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