Junk Mail

Junk mail
floods my inbox
unfiltered
overbearing
stale, yet laced with toxin
like mold
on refried beans left too long
in a refrigerator
with a broken
thermostat
so that it grows black
and poisons you
if you even taste
a little
no matter how much
of the bad stuff
you scrape
away

And if the truth is known
it can never really succeed
to poison
but it makes you sick
you want to throw up
and lay down
you want to be alone
in a dark room
the windows drawn
nobody home

So here is my plan:
throw it out
by myself
no one else
empty deleted items
then once done
feel clean
and in self reward
surf dirty porn
when no one is around
and the cat
touches my nose
then falls asleep on my keyboard