This is my cat, "Stitch".

He drives a Teal Chevy Nova. He secretly calls it "The Chick Magnet".

Stich got his car as a gift when he was first born. At first he was hard driving it. On the back, there is a bumper sticker that says "I (Heart) ESSENCE". We think he printed it off his inkjet printer, with one of those do it yourself kits. We had to make sure our insurance was paid up.

Stitch works at Captain D's Seafood Restaurant

Stitch takes 5 Fish Oil Capsules with every meal.

Lately, we've been thinking Stitch has a girlfriend. But we're not sure.