Failed Chilldren's Book Titles

Ok, I am going to shamelessly cross-post something from Sybil Vane of Bitch, PhD. who is, after all, one of those pajama clad bloggers that still hasn't fallen asleep at the switch (yes, bitchPhD 'gets it', go visit them sometime!).

Herewith - find - "Failed Children's Book Titles". Need a glass of water? No?. Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell your breath. Ok. Good. And now Colorless Reader, lets snuggle up together and read..

  • The Little Engine that Warmed Up The Whole World
  • Harold and the Purple Thing
  • How to Kill a Mockingbird
  • Pride and Prejudice: The Story of Pat Robertson
  • The Scarlet Letter and Other Cautionary Tales for Abstinence-Only Education
  • Walter the Farting Dog That Went to Live on a Farm Because Really, He Just Wouldn't Stop Farting
  • Richard Scarry's Best Storybook Ever! Which Isn't Saying Much Because Most of His Books Aren't Storybooks, Really
  • Mouse Soup and Other Recipes For Poor Children
  • Is Your Mama a Llama? Only if You're a God-hating Evolutionist
  • Guess How Much I Love You? No, Guess Again. *
  • More, More, More Said the Baby, While Its Parents Grew Increasingly Irritable
  • We're Going on A Bear Hunt; Let's Start at the Rainbow Room
  • Mama and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Baby
  • Everybody Poops, Sure, But Do We Have to Talk About It?
  • I'll Talk to Your Mama Outside
  • Free to Be You and Me, But Not Those People Over There Because We Have to Draw the Line Somewhere
  • On The Day You Were Born Mommy Had To Have Stitches In Her Perineum
  • Oh, the Places You'd Go If We Had The Money **
  • Charlotte's Web of Lies
  • Overly Curious George
  • Bicurious George
  • Where the Wild Things Are is Under Your Bed

* - Sybil's Personal Favorite, and My Close Second.
** - My personal favorite :D


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