Darling Nikki - Prince Rogers Nelson

'Knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind


She took me to her castle
I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said: sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
and Nikki started to grind


(Nikki)

The castle started spinnin
Or maybe it was my brain - I can't tell you what she did to me
But me body will never be the same
Oh her lovin will kick your behind
She'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho 'nuff show you how to grind


I woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over
All I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said: Thank you for a funky time
call me whenever you want grind