One Night Against the Rail
I made sure she couldn't see it. It was such a special book. She followed me to the librarian to try to find out what it was - but I asked the librarian to treat one book very carefully since my daughter wanted to see which one it was. The librarian wrapped it in a black bag.
Then I hid it.. I think she heard where I might have placed it. Don't get me wrong, colorless readers. I'm still fucked up as a person.
Which might explain why my son and I - out of earshot of little ms. princess - have now definitively resolved a serious issue. Blonde, dark haired or redhead - dark haired women are definitely the best.