Night of the Cat Dump
Right Mr. Dumper himself is calling to be let in. I will go and let him in. This will teach him that he can meow to go in and out.
But not a single peep from those guys last night, all three of them. And when I came into my office three gigantic, steaming piles of cat dirt were waiting for me here under my desk.
I don't do the cat litter thing - but on rainy days you really have to watch them because their aversion to water keeps them inside. They waited for hours until I was asleep then they all three dropped a bomb on my office.
So. I'm going to let them in. But. They're going to stay outside the rest of the day. And be fed outside. Even if its a light rain. They're just going to have to deal. I have better things to do.
P.S. What is it about cat feces that can actually turn a telephone cable black?