Indian Women Are Hot

Indian women are hot. No wonder an Indian woman won Mrs. Universe. As a guy, I am actually rated as an expert by right of birth + have full authority to explain, define and assign hotness. Here's why Indian Women score so highly with all males:

Reason Number One: They're Svelte. That's the word. Svelte. It doesn't mean that girls who aren't Barbie don't have hotness but it does mean that Indian women hold their head up high and inspire songwriters to come up with songs about things that light up and glow underneath them.

Reason Number Two: Almost every Indian woman you meet in the United States - is smart. Intelligence is super sexy. Indian women who have somehow made it to the US probably had to tear the saris of six other women to get here and then mud wrestle on a bud light commercial and win.

Reason Number Three: They love sex. Almost as a rule they are Victorian. And as a result most of them are going to be totally into sex. Kiss them on their nipple, wet it a little and blow and they'll follow you anywhere.

Reason Number Four: They keep a balance of dominance and submission well in check. Indian women are almost as a rule non submissive. In public however they tend to defer to their husband. This makes us males look as if we're in charge. Which can be alot of fun.

Reason Number Five: They hail from a country whose ancient texts that have over 50 different and unique sexual positions and techniques

The only problem I've ever had with Indian Women is that a certain percentage of them are capable of cold blooded murder. And in that percentage, these women also seem to have a high probability of being clinically insane and can sometimes be found to tell directly to your face that God spoke to them last night and authorized them to do whatever it is that they're wanting to do. Oh yeah - and one other thing - they tend to have pretty babies but when they're pregnant they do strange things to you I can't describe here. And then there's the issue of the food. The food... the strange, monochromatic Indian food. And lets not go into the strange, multiple deities that must inhabit your home and the bizarre rituals that happen during all times of the year involving strange forms of proto-witchcraft level activities that force males such as myself to do strange things in the snow, rain, and with furniture.

But then again, aren't those characteristics common to all females ?